i bet its not even a real vegeatable.

the vegetable lies!
i choked once without trying
-there's no art to it.

to my haiku competitor:

dear elizabeth,
just 'cause you got more of 'em
doesn't mean they're good*

http://humorfuture.tumblr.com/
*except that one on there that i wrote.**

**remember that one christmas?

its true, they do say that. at least one time.

if you curse, they say:
"please don't say 'mother fucker'"
but "feather plucker"

pattys day ponderings/back after a long haiku-atus

if all days were green
we'd stop worrying for earth,
and just do car bombs.

pressurized thoughts

i sleep on the plane
the boy behind me wonders
where the airplanes sleep

(check out the last part of my name. it says yams!)

haikus are just waiting to happen!

DOG MYTHOLOGY
magical dogs do magic
canine characters

a little blue, a little red, a little pretty.

purple day today
my shoes, sweater, bruised elbow.
i picked a flower.

this ones about camping.

time as fast as time
sleeping bears and sleeping stars
sleepyheads and hearts

it might just be all the sugar in my brains

taste buds don't mature
secretly prefer candy
over fine fine wine

things that i wish for after things like: blowing dandilions, seeing shooting stars, or pulling off the wishin' end of a wishbone.

lifetime ambitions:
to understand animals,
and everything else.